i wanna be the girl who majors in english and who makes art and always looks so fucking cool and goes to shows and runs a cool real blog about her life and just fuckin owns everything
but no sadly im just the girl who dropped a kit kat on the floor and then ate it anyways
Tumblr law: Always reblog the queen.
If you don’t have this on your blog at least once, get out.
All hail queen Chloe
The notes holy shit
|Me:||no you go ask|
|Me:||fine can i have ketchup|
*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.
*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.
*points to living room* This is where we kick back.
*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.
*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.
*points to computer* This is where we click clack.
*points to shelf* This is where weknick knack.
*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack.
What a truly awful website this is