simplymydearIdontgiveafuck

Names Michelle. Thanks for visiting my blog.

idioticteen:

harrystyls:

what is white culture

clapping after an airplane lands

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heckacute:

I can’t wait until I have enough money to get a tattoo on the front of my thigh because then I’ll be able to take pictures of it in the bathtub and start drinking tea and date a boring guy with a big beard who loves seven inch records and ignores my needs. 

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michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

(Source: michaxl, via ouiners)

touch my pizza and buy me butt

(Source: meatbicyclevevo, via ouiners)

beyoncebeytwice:

matching underwear make u feel great but matching black underwear make u feel powerful

(via blaineyandthejets)

scottish:

hearin a really shitty pun
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makin a really shitty pun
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(via blaineyandthejets)

drake & josh

season 1:drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4:drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
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